jesuschristvevo:

i dont date in high school because no one is rich yet so whats the point

(via daenerystaygaryen)

bombliate:

how weird is it to have pets though like a random animal just lives in your house and you can’t communicate with it but you both just accept it

(via fuckenlannisters)

rabioheab:

“and the winner of the golden globe is…. LEONARDO DICAPRIO! just kidding. sit the fuck back down leoNERDo you stupid nerd”

(via angryblackman)

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

(via ryki)

badkidsjokes:

roses are red

violets are red

tulips are red

bushes are red

trees are red

oh god my gardens on fire

badkidsjokes:

Q.what did batman say to robin before they got in the car


A.get in the car

badkidsjokes:

what did the floor say to the chair

get off me u fat idiot

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

(via moonexplorers)